So I was on a flight from Copenhagen back to the US a few days ago and me and my newfound friend Lisa who I was sitting next to were having a ball, exchanging stories about European men I mean food, crappy airplanes and high heels when red wine got the better of me. Lisa might have been impressed with my 5 (ok airplane sized but I still love the sound of it) bottles of wine but it doesn't come for free!
As you know I have invisalign and love them (clear braces to straighten your teeth that need to be taken off when eating and drinking), so when I thought it was time for a nap I went to brush my teeth so I could put the braces back in. PANDEMONIUM AND LET'S STOP THE PLANE AT THE NEXT STATION!!! I couldn't find my braces anywhere! I kept asking the flight attendants, Lisa, people around my seat, searching my seat, the bathroom I'd been to, everyone pockets (including the hot guy behind me) and cursed myself for not putting them somewhere safe, like in my bra! OH SHIT, that's exactly how brilliant I had been, they were there the whole time, safe between my boobies and very happy there.
Everyone could relax, I could put my "retainers" in and although I was nap ready me and Lisa was being way to silly for me to sleep. That's how to travel boys and girls.
(oh, and yeah, had no photos of all of this so I just put some random old stuff up... xx)
I might have been on top of a mountain watching the sunset with a 180 view looking like a hot mess and I might have had all kinds of great guys trying for my attention all night (whether it be brushing my hair or feeding me chicken wings) but I can tell you this much, I would have been nothing without my friends.
Jenn, Dave and Kent are just fucking amazing and as fun as I had and as much as I laughed, they were the ones I was watching the sunrise with, realizing once again than no matter how I might think I have it all figured out, I still cry.
xx
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Get the big spoon out for some spanking!
Thirsty and happy. Good combo.
Ready to dance the sun down. yep.
Gorgeous.
Since the moon doesn't move he's easy to dance with!
Such a hot photo, and a hot body too!
More amazing music inside!!!
Amy in a hot new outfit, of course.
Only 2 hours into my laugh attack looked like this.
I'm on the floor laughing....
...as well as making everyone else laugh...
...and more...
.. until I was in tears under a huge cap, still laughing. Good one.
I experienced this with some of the most beautiful people in the world.
Sorry for the silence, blog has been down on the back end plus I was way busy with friends and family before I left Sweden so I just couldn't get to sit down long enough to figure out what photo to upload or what man was hotter in the videos. Well guess I made a choice, cause here are the photos (finally) from Kassim's leaving party, along with a video of him being drenched in ice and water and then dancing it off. Sounds like something I would do! (Maybe that's why he kept introducing himself to me?)
One hot fucking party I might add. Way hotter than the photos, FYI. You know you're in a good place when you have "furry-animal-slipper-wearing-superstar-house-music-DJ" boy on your right and "6foot-howevermany-inches-but-hot-as-hell-with-shitloads-of-muscles-boy" on your left and both of them are smiling.
Good times Sinner, good times. Thank you Kent, you fucking rock!
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Pricelss.
My pink girl!
Next time, turn my ass AWAY from the camera, please!
She was hot and then some.
Looks like a pretty good match I think.
Could get interesting.
Tonight's obsession - brushing my hair.
Acrobatics too!
He's just something else. and I love it!
Again, DJ Scribble just rocked it.
I really did try to get his number...
Amy was the best hostess ever!
Cute catering girls (kept feeding me tequila so I will naturally love them anyway).
For some reason I can't upload photos right now but check out this video of DJ Scribble.
He somehow managed to have everyone from hip hopping athletes (not to mention their bootylicios girls getting it ON) to hyper house heads rocking it on the dancefloor non stop. Fuck what you think about a song when someone has the power to make so many people happy. I was upset to say the least when he was driven off to the private jet for his next gig...
Woke up this morning, make up (and yes, outfit) intact but in a place that didn't look one bit like my mother's house.
Thoughts racing back to last night and why I ended up away from home, phone already texting mom "Good morning, how are you, I'm just chilling but let me know when you're up if you can come get me" (which of course was bullshit, I was anything but chilling, more like sweating - tequila...).
When she asked me where I was I told her the area while looking for mail or something at the front door to find the exact address with no success.
Thank fucking God for the person who introduced me to Google maps cause I realized I was in a completely different city and redirected my mom accordingly. I'm home safe now, big meal in my tummy but it wasn't easy to explain that one to my mother on the way home. At least she knew I had a good time...
By now only a few people can say they honestly don't know about my obsession with glow in the dark/blinking light toys.
Imagine then the love hate relationship I have to the boys in this video. Love how they provided me with more ideas of what to do when bored (or tipsy), hate how it was them and not me...
When I was a kid I always got to hear crazy stories about how my father and his cousin stirred it up all over the place as if it was a bad thing (the fact that most of the stories were told as horror stories from their wives didn't help I guess). Today I know that it must be in our blood to party cause many of my hardest nights are with my brother, my cousins and still, with my dad.
With me in from Los Angeles, Malin down from Stockholm, Gustav on his way to Argentina and just two nights before Charlotta is off for the alps we got together for a night out in Bastad. Sebastian might "only" be a second cousin but got way in there with his box of goodies and endless supply of champagne stack in the car.
We almost got thrown out of the little cottage, saw multiple ghosts, had a taxi turned into a nightclub, got lost and partied through both sides of the rope so yes, a very good night. Can't wait for December when Therese is back and we can have Carl-Otto, Henrik and Bjorn join us too.
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Stefan added to the mix, and did it well.
Sebbe (second cousin) brought a box full of goodies. Fucking amazing.
Bottle number one (?). Am I wearing a pyjama?
Sebbe is now officially part of the Gibrand party crew.
Two weeks in Sweden but of course I was looking into hitting Ibiza and/or Beirut for a couple of days. NOT HAPPENING! Look at how cute Chess, our new puppy, is!
My dad is ecstatic, I haven't stayed put for this long for years. I honestly think he'll get a new puppy every year now.
Oh, and I'm also having a blast with family and friends, who needs foam parties, body sized champagne bottles and girls in bikinis and high heels for a good time?
Comment by Emma Saturday July 31st 2010 at 07:44AM That is one WILD puppy. Adorable :)
Comment by mike hale Friday July 30th 2010 at 10:09PM I do ! hahaha
Great Puppy-congrats-
Comment by Alexandra Friday July 30th 2010 at 01:49PM Are u here?????
plans for tomorrow? Would love to see u! even u dont kneed high heels and dancing all night, it would be great ;) puss puss
Reply by Stiletto Sinner: Ja, rings senare. Nap time (still haven't slept...) puss!
Comment by Joy Friday July 30th 2010 at 10:24AM How adorable!!! Love the puppy!!
Reply by Stiletto Sinner: Thanks! I know, it's so cute. xx
You know you're life is too much fun when you look at your calendar and every time you have to keep is either for a DJ set, a costume fitting, a limo pick up or a flight departure...
I was on my way back from Kassim Osgood's leaving party in San Diego (will totally get the photos asap for that - some hotness for sure!) where the driver picked me up straight from the dancefloor. A couple of hours of napping in the car (at this point that's a luxury) and then on it again. Champagne, new outfit, music in my backpack and everyone arrived at my house for the limo drive over there.
All good other than the fact that the AC in the car blew (we overheated the system with the beats I think) so it was a group of very sweaty hot messes that arrived to PLAY.
The party sucked to be honest (only good thing was that it was for charity) but with our crew there just isn't time for dull moments and of course we rocked it. I had an amazing time and we didn't stop sexing it up until 8 the next morning, way to go sinners.
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Girls ready to party.
I have a bear between my legs, better than a beaver!
Hot manbear alert.
Me with bag and crew. Love it.
I'll spray you down if you touch me. Touch me.
Random guy biting my tag off is normal.
I like to play in the jungle.
I like big boys too.
Love the volleyball backdrop.
I found a leprechaun!!!
Are they angels?
Another cousin who knows how to party!
More ass action.
Brad on good form.
I'm back with my girlfriend! Love you Gina!
I drooled on him!!!
Girls with matching outfits.
They ran after me for a photo. I'm flattered, they
