Two weeks in Sweden but of course I was looking into hitting Ibiza and/or Beirut for a couple of days. NOT HAPPENING! Look at how cute Chess, our new puppy, is!
My dad is ecstatic, I haven't stayed put for this long for years. I honestly think he'll get a new puppy every year now.
Oh, and I'm also having a blast with family and friends, who needs foam parties, body sized champagne bottles and girls in bikinis and high heels for a good time?
You know you're life is too much fun when you look at your calendar and every time you have to keep is either for a DJ set, a costume fitting, a limo pick up or a flight departure...
I was on my way back from Kassim Osgood's leaving party in San Diego (will totally get the photos asap for that - some hotness for sure!) where the driver picked me up straight from the dancefloor. A couple of hours of napping in the car (at this point that's a luxury) and then on it again. Champagne, new outfit, music in my backpack and everyone arrived at my house for the limo drive over there.
All good other than the fact that the AC in the car blew (we overheated the system with the beats I think) so it was a group of very sweaty hot messes that arrived to PLAY.
The party sucked to be honest (only good thing was that it was for charity) but with our crew there just isn't time for dull moments and of course we rocked it. I had an amazing time and we didn't stop sexing it up until 8 the next morning, way to go sinners.
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Girls ready to party.
I have a bear between my legs, better than a beaver!
Hot manbear alert.
Me with bag and crew. Love it.
I'll spray you down if you touch me. Touch me.
Random guy biting my tag off is normal.
I like to play in the jungle.
I like big boys too.
Love the volleyball backdrop.
I found a leprechaun!!!
Are they angels?
Another cousin who knows how to party!
More ass action.
Brad on good form.
I'm back with my girlfriend! Love you Gina!
I drooled on him!!!
Girls with matching outfits.
They ran after me for a photo. I'm flattered, they
At Lax again (seriously ridiculous how I go there more often than I go for hikes). The flight is delayed, super delayed,at midnight and no one is giving us any information on what's happening.
I immediately went to the bar and ordered two glasses of wine (it was last call) and some spicy snacks.
So now, when the bar is closed everyone else is pissed off, I'm finishing my wine and licking my lips from the spicy nuts....
Xx
I wonder what it would be like to live a "normal" life. Where you do normal things and appreciate VIP rather than expect it. And then I'll have a glass of beautiful red wine and cheese, look at some photos and realize that I probably don't really wanna know, I'll just keep happy in my perfect Stiletto Sinner bubble.
EDC was amazing all together and the finale topped it all. We went up to the VIP boxes for some amazing moments of watching the whole crowd go wild before making it back down to the stage for some last minute dancing until my top fell off! (yes it did, you'll see how I'm wearing a different top in the last photos...
Thanks again to Isaiah for an amazing time and for letting me be a completely out of control happy bunny for an amount of hours I don't even want to admit to.
xxx
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Looking good for that time of the hour.
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Just can't stop smiling.
Massive.
See? New top!
Had tonnes of fun with this guy!
Flying bits of paper are so beautiful!!!
A little bit of backstage dancing on our way out. I can't stop...
I have no idea what sport he plays but I don't think San Diego has an ice hockey or a basketball team so I'm guessing football player.
Really don't care cause when someone is throwing a huge party and I get picked up by a chauffeur to go I will be there regardless (ok, so last night was another champagne fest and I overslept an hour but I'm here now...).
Fun mix of house music crowd and flown in rappers! Oh his name is Kassim Osgood...
Xx
He wore so many bracelets I didn't need to wear any. Thank you!
So back to two weeks ago (or is it one, three? who counts, I'm just keeping track on not wearing the same outfits twice within the same four months) at EDC. Whereas the action at the mainstage (especially being upfront as we were) was amazing there was plenty of stuff around the coliseum to check out. I honestly had no idea Los Angeles could produce such an event, it was like a compact, more colorful, intense version of a day at Coachella.
And with Isaiah's super VIP hook ups it was straight to the stage whenever we needed a break from the crowd, just like we want it. Fucking amazing day by the way and I can't even believe I almost went to the Playboy mansion instead.
By the way, where did all the tutus come from???
xx
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They wanted autographs. Don't know why...
All of a sudden I like pirates.
Feet needed a break from dancing. Cute photo!
Dancing while the sun sets. Amazing.
No crowds from where we were standing.
Partner swapping?
I fell in love with her. And she gave me hot dogs!
Discoballs on the other hand, they have deeper meaning to life than you could ever imagine...
Just like most other people I tend to think that I matter a whole lot. Clearly I don't, I'm just another pointless human being playing along in this world, trying to do, be and have way more than really makes sense in this universe.
That is why it's so amazing when i realize how pointless I am and how my worries and pains are just as pointless as my pointless self!
With that figured out over a bowl of oatmeal this morning I took my pointlessly hot body to the gym, did whatever ridiculously pointless exercises my trainer told me to (while checking out his tight ass of course, a meaningless tight ass might I add) and then decided that there was absolutely no point in the world to unpack my bags from NYC.
See, how simple life can be! I wonder what my absolutely stupidly meaningless evening will consist of. The options are dinner and drinks with a stupidly pointless movie actor, a powerwalk going absolutely nowhere or watching a movie which is another pointless activity for me any day since I will have forgotten about it within the next 72 hours anyway.
Comment by mike hale Wednesday July 14th 2010 at 02:46PM Your Best post ever....and Hilarious !!!!
Here's looking forward to more pointless adventures...you have turned it into an artform :)))
Reply by Stiletto Sinner: Very much appreciated Mr. Hale!!! With that I'm gonna go practice my art and have another glass of empty bubbles in the sun!!! X
Comment by The Husband Tuesday July 13th 2010 at 08:12PM Love the picture. You also have big glittery meaningless ball(s)!
Reply by Stiletto Sinner: Glittery balls are NEVER meaningless! xx
Comment by lalanative Tuesday July 13th 2010 at 08:11PM Love it! Your pointless poignancy is pertinent, my pretty.
XO
Reply by Stiletto Sinner: Thank you gorgeous! xxx
Finaaly in the Hamptons(ish area, i dont even know!), just in time for the big fun!
I almost didn't make it out here at all but here I am, soaking in the sun with beautiful friends at Michael's gorgeous house!
And knowing the company I'm in, the next two days are gonna be absolutely sick!!!
4th of July is about to go down... Xx
Yes, for real, I do list this as one of my most favorite activities. There are few things that can change my mood to elated as quick as glow in the dark toys and everyone knows that. Here is me at the fucking outrageous EDC after party at Music Box last Sunday (yes, it was me they had to drag off the dancefloor at 8am when the lights came on) having a ball with my ball.
Love it.
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Worshipping it with Brittany.
Same stylist?
A very sweaty DJ Trent from New Orleans made it even more fun to play.
Comment by Abbey Friday July 2nd 2010 at 09:11PM The photo labeled "I spotted naughtiness on the dancefloor"!!!- Hysterical! But the fact that she's wearing flats in the club is disturbing! LOL!
Reply by Stiletto Sinner: I know! Barefoot clubbing is not ok! But funny photo! Xx
